Izzy who? D.J. what? The music world has officially passed
me by. In fact, I feel sorry for Katy Perry (due to the fact that I know who
she is). That fact alone should be the first sign for a contemporary entertainer
that the Billboard Charts are leaving them in the dust and local Indian casino
shows are in their future. Although it’s sad that I’m even watching, E, thank
goodness I am. You see, as of this writing, those underfed, Live From the Red Carpet, hosts are trying
and convince me that Fergie is still relevant (I honestly thought she was doing
infomercials for Time Life’s Greatest Hits of 2000’s…were there any??). Alas,
good luck Fergie. I hope your new album is more successful than your only
Superbowl appearance. All of my unrequested musical critique aside, she is at
least (from my viewpoint) the hottest woman at the American Music Awards (err…well,
that should probably give her concern as well)…oh, wait a minute, look…there’s
goes Kacey Musgraves!!!
